I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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