I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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