You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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