Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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