Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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