it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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