Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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