dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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