problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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