No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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