your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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