The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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