Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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