I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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