Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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