Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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