wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Alive.
So much puke
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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