if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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