yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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