Sry I called you an 8
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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