you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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