its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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