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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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