There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
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