I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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