God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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