5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
