do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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