I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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