Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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