my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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