By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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