ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Randomize
