break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
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