that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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