For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize