Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
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