you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
This is my gift to your gina
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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