so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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