I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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