Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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