Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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