When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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