Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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