I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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