She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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