Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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