Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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