Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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