He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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