i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
