i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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