I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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